Saturday, March 7, 2009

Head Lines

One of my favorite newspaper headlines of the past year was "Man Appears In Court After Decapitation Aboard Bus". How could he manage to get there with no head? How could he be identified? What did his mug shot look like? Was it labelled "Anonymous"?

I just read a follow-up story about the incident. The perpetrator of the act appeared in court--with his head attached. The charges he faced included cannibalizing the victim. The report didn't say what he was accused of eating, but it was probably something from that head. (Bus Station food is notoriously bad--but really...!) He was found "not criminally responsible because of mental illness".

Well, that's a no-brainer!

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